Happy Thanksgiving! Background music here - plunka, plink, i plunka, plinkity... turkey in the straw. I'm grateful for my banjo.
I believe banjo music cures depression, hypertension, heart disease, diabetes, cellulite, and colon cancer. Important researchers and I have shown that a three second banjo lick can put a smile on anyone's face. Historians at a big university reported that Mona Lisa smiled because Leonardo hired a banjo player for background music.
I once was ignorant. Now I know. Banjo is good for my brain too. Since I started playing banjo I've found my lost keys, figured out why the well went dry, and started writing amazing stuff. I've even invented a dozen cool things you can do with picks on your fingers. Since typing is not one of them, I'll get back to picking now.
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